added 2007 Thu Jun 14 8:55:08 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Pentagon officials today confirmed that a bunch of nerds have effectively seized control of Andrews Air Force Base using only laptops and some crap software they got off the internet.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Pentagon officials today confirmed that a bunch of nerds have effectively seized control of Andrews Air Force Base using only laptops and some crap software they got off the internet.
added 2007 Sat Jun 2 10:28:40 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland Reporting - Scientists from around the world convened at the University of Zurich today to formally announce that their experimentation on mice has been motivated not by a desire to advance human knowledge but out of sheer hatred for the little rodents.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland Reporting - Scientists from around the world convened at the University of Zurich today to formally announce that their experimentation on mice has been motivated not by a desire to advance human knowledge but out of sheer hatred for the little rodents.
added 2007 Wed May 30 8:42:28 by ind06
LOUISVILLE, KY The Kentucky Department of Motor Vehicles announced yesterday that the game of chicken will be added to the state's driver's-license road test, testing prospective motorists' ability to drive directly towards one another at an accelerating speed.
LOUISVILLE, KY The Kentucky Department of Motor Vehicles announced yesterday that the game of chicken will be added to the state's driver's-license road test, testing prospective motorists' ability to drive directly towards one another at an accelerating speed.
added 2007 Sun May 27 2:55:02 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: A black Labrador retriever named Loki experienced the best day of his six year long life for the 400th straight day today after going outside and sniffing a bush.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: A black Labrador retriever named Loki experienced the best day of his six year long life for the 400th straight day today after going outside and sniffing a bush.
added 2007 Fri Apr 27 12:16:47 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Officials at the International Star Registry admitted to a clerical error today involving the newly selected name given to the star at the center of our solar system, "Margaret Drayheim".
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Officials at the International Star Registry admitted to a clerical error today involving the newly selected name given to the star at the center of our solar system, "Margaret Drayheim".
added 2007 Mon Apr 23 11:22:08 by ind06
SAN FRANCISCO-Open-air preacher "Brother Sam" Hilson rescued more than 300 of God's children from appreciating a cloudless spring day at Golden Gate Park Tuesday by informing them of their sins and the swift approach of Judgment Day.
SAN FRANCISCO-Open-air preacher "Brother Sam" Hilson rescued more than 300 of God's children from appreciating a cloudless spring day at Golden Gate Park Tuesday by informing them of their sins and the swift approach of Judgment Day.
added 2007 Thu Apr 19 10:07:58 by ind06
State says it will only release prisoners if they promise to never come back to Iowa again.
State says it will only release prisoners if they promise to never come back to Iowa again.
added 2007 Sun Mar 25 8:50:41 by ind06
The principal obstacle to effective school reform is the students, and the most effective means of achieving meaningful education reform would be to remove them from the system altogether, according to a new study from the Center for Educational Studies.
The principal obstacle to effective school reform is the students, and the most effective means of achieving meaningful education reform would be to remove them from the system altogether, according to a new study from the Center for Educational Studies.
